Johnny Rebeck Lyrics



 Away out in the forest

There lived a mean old man

His name was Mr. Johnny Rebeck

And he could surely plan

All the neighbors' cats and dogs

Were always at his feet

So he invented a machine

That turned them all to meat


Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,

How could you be so mean

We told you you'd be sorry

For inventing that machine

All the neighbors' cats and dogs

Will never more be seen

They've all been ground to sausages

In Johnny Rebeck's machine


One day a boy came walking,

He walked into the store

He bought a pack of sausages

And placed them on the floor

Then he began to whistle,

He whistled up a tune

And all the little sausages,

They danced around the room


Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,

How could you be so mean

We told you you'd be sorry

For inventing that machine

All the neighbors' cats and dogs

Will never more be seen

They've all be ground to sausages

In Johnny Rebeck's machine


One day the darn thing busted,

The darn thing wouldn't go

So Johnny Rebeck climbed inside

To see what made it so

His wife she had a nightmare

While walking in her sleep

She gave the crank a great big yank

And Johnny Rebeck was meat


Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,

How could you be so mean

We told you you'd be sorry

For inventing that machine

All the neighbors' cats and dogs

Will never more be seen

They've all been ground to sausages

In Johnny Rebeck's machine

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