You're Only Second Rate - Aladdin: The Return of Jafar

I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing

I bet you've got a bunny under your hat

Now here's your chance to get the best of me

Hope your hand is hot

C'mon, clown, let's see what you've got

You try to slam me with your hardest stuff

But your double whammy isn't up to snuff

I'll set the record straight

You're simply out of date

You're only second rate!

You think your cat's a meanie, but your tiger's tame

You've got a lot to learn about the genie game

So for your education I'll reiterate

You're only second rate!

Men cower at the power in my pinky

My thumb is number one on every list

But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible

Put me to the test

I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest

Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise

Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size

I'll make a great escape

It's just a piece of cake

You're only second rate!

You know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough

And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up

Let me pontificate upon your sorry state

You're only second rate!

Zaba-caba-dabra!

Granny's gonna grab ya!

Alakazam-da-mus

And this thing's bigger than the both of us

So spare me your tremendous scare

You look horrendous in your underwear

And I can hardly wait to discombobulate

I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate

You'd make a better living with a spinning plate

You're only second rate!